Which passenger is Joe Solucci? He's carrying a bomb.
Ted Striker
I don't mean to sound forward. I mean, I know I hardly know you. But I don't think we're gonna live through this. And... I've never been with a man before.
Girl on Plane
Those lights are blinking out of sequence.
Soldier
Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low. But he couldn't handle it.
Witness
Doctor, can you give the Court your impression of Mr. Striker?
Prosecutor
I'm sorry. I don't do impressions. My training is in psychiatry.
Dr. Stone
Jacobs, I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up till now.
Steve McCroskey
Well, let's see. First the Earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. [McCroskey walks off] And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it- [Jacobs turns and starts to walk away, continuing to speak, trailing off as he gets further from the camera] he took her best summer dress and he put it on and went to town...
Jacobs
Jacobs, what have you got on Elaine Dickinson?
Steve McCroskey
Well, I'm two inches taller, a better dancer, and much more fun to be with.
Jacobs
Ted, I have the strangest feeling we've been through this exact same thing before.
Elaine Dickinson
Gentlemen, I don't find it easy to talk at a time like this, but I got to say something about that guy up there, and I can sum it all up in just one word: courage...dedication, daring, pride, pluck, spirit, grit, mettle, and G-U-T-S, *guts*. Why, Ted Striker's got more guts in his little finger than most of us have in our large intestine, including the colon.
Steve McCroskey
It's an interrogative statement designed to test knowledge, but that's not important right now.
Boy
Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.
Buck Murdock
Oh, cut the bleeding heart crap will ya? We've all got our switches, lights, and knobs to deal with, Striker. I mean, down here there are literally hundreds and thousands of blinking, beeping, and flashing lights, blinking, beeping and flashing - they're flashing and they're beeping. I can't stand it anymore! They're blinking and beeping and flashing! Why doesn't somebody pull the plug?
Buck Murdock